refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

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dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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gay update: still gay
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lalondes:

it’s not bad or selfish or wrong to desire attention and love when you are feeling ill and upset. sometimes, you need other people to keep you afloat. that’s okay. you are not a burden. being needy is not a bad thing. you deserve to be cared for. it’s okay to ask for help.

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nikktheconqueerer:

we all took this movie too literally
flawless-cchanel:

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theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

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